muy chingona

A middle-aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, the Comadre was delirious – she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Ay Dios Santo, is my time up?”

Dios said, “No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days left to live.”

Upon recovery, the Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done: face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi lift, nalga lift and a pansa tuck.

The Chicana was all excited ’cause she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien chingona!

After the last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, “Orale pues – Que paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of that pinche ambulance?”

The Creator replied, “Pues, mijita, I didn’t recognize you.”