Haiku U.: Short Takes on the New Semester

By Gina Barreca

I asked a number of friends to help me with this 17-syllable exercise, and since more people responded than I imagined might,  I’m happy to throw everybody into one batch. I hope you’ll consider adding your own.

 

Wake with teeth grinding

Broken printers in my dreams

Is it fall term yet?

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Wonderfully does

The cheating kid sit beside

The foreign student.

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Capture my fresh thought

Embrace the joy of learning

Oops! There is no place to park.

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Why teach before dawn?

The schedule I have now

Might kill me outright.

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Happy instructor!

Brilliant students come to learn!

Brooklyn Bridge for Sale!

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Cynical teachers

Make empty nests of classrooms

No one fills the blanks.

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See the patient desk

Where no writer sits today.

Teaching interferes.

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My boyfriend is back

But my new colleague is cute.

Fulbright time again?

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Yesterday’s lessons

Drawn from your grad school notebooks

Will not work today.

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How can we have lunch?

I teach five classes a day.

Remember? Adjunct!

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Anybody here?

A fly buzzes in reply.

Wrong room once again.

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Professor X smells

Of Axe spray and baby poop.

Contradictory.

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Canadian schools

Give faculty more support.

Count your blessings, eh?

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No, you can’t get in.

The class is already full.

Yeah, well, tell it to the Dean.

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Library closes

When you most need to go in.

You buy a Kindle.

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Fine colleague retires.

Her absence makes you wonder:

Have you allies left?

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See the pretty girl!

She is way too young for you.

Better believe it.

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Twenty years teaching

And still no health insurance.

Too late for law school?

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Submit the novel

Wait for the agent’s reply.

Is this a way out?

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Turn your laptop off

And watch the sun cross the sky

Time has no cursor.

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